Thor Ragnarok Knife Meme
*8 year-old Loki chasing young Thor with something small in his hands*
ODIN: Loki, let me see what you have there
LOKI: A KNIFE!!!
ODIN: NO!
*Thor screeches*
wlw: i feel uncomfortable approaching girls romantically because i have been conditioned to believe that my attraction to them is predatory and i’m afraid of making them uncomfortable
very smart and cool people: wow you are such a loser and the same thing as an incel
worldsworstfather
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Why am I seeing so many people happy that Bezos wife is taking half his money (potentially making her the richest woman in the world)… why are we so glad to see some random white woman be awarded $70bn? This isn’t a “yes get him girl” moment… scream…
I think it’s because he’s a cheater but still, her taking half his money isn’t a win for anyone but her unless she plans to do some world changing shit with it [she ain’t] and that’s still an absurd amount of money to hold on to
His wife being able to overlook the gross exploitation of his workers and the fact that he’s literally built a criminal enterprise but drawing the line at him sexting somebody or whatever is ridiculous.
biphobique
i think it’s hot when women
some of you haven’t made a 7+ hour playlist of songs that sort of relate to a self insert story you’ve created in your head and it shows:/
Anonymous asked
The Loki tv show of my dreams- just thirty episodes of Tony teaching Loki about earth stuff and falling in love in the process. That's it. Just that. Just cute domestic slice of life softness.
Frostiron Prompt
Thor claimed to be the protector of Midgard. What if Loki claimed to be the protector of Jotunheim?
Loki takes in people from all the realms that don’t to be ruled by Asgard anymore. It becomes like Midgard, constantly changing and cultures blending.
Tony, after being betrayed in CA:CW flees Earth and to Jotunheim, and of course meets Loki there ;)
tony stark: some of you have never got a moon thrown at you and it really shows
Adverbs aren’t evil; said isn’t dead
Please stop hitting the wall with your head
Active is grand but not always the best
Sometimes it’s passive that passes the test
Some write with style, others write plain
Let’s all agree that writing’s a pain
The ‘rules’ can be broken, twisted, or bent
All that matters is that you are content
Make your own story and write your own way
This has been a writer’s PSA
The only writing rules I will accept.
It’s always you.
cat: hey you gonna eat that?
human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.
cat: free game then. Cool.
human: be my guest.
cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.
humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.
cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.
human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.
cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.
human: I’m ok with this.









